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====== Shell Humor ======
Nothing special, just my private collection of some more or less funny shell stuff I saw during the years.
Usually Bash and/or Linux (GNU Toolset) specific.
<code> $ %blow -bash: fg: %blow: no such job </code>
<code> $ ar m god ar: creating god </code>
<code> $ touch /pussy touch: cannot touch `/pussy': Permission denied </code>
<code> $ mount; fsck; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep </code>
<code>
the lover variant
$ unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep </code>
<code>
it's not directly funny, only because it's not obvious that this is an sed command
for the <<<, it works only in Bash
$ sed streetlight <<< reeter lighter </code>
<code>
see above for comments
$ sed statement <<< cat cement </code>
<code> $ (- bash: (-: command not found </code>
<code> $ echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln256%Pln256/snlbx]sb3135071790101768542287578439snlbxq'|dc GET A LIFE! </code>