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====== Shell Humor ======

Nothing special, just my private collection of some more or less funny shell stuff I saw during the years.

Usually Bash and/or Linux (GNU Toolset) specific.

$ %blow -bash: fg: %blow: no such job $ ar m god ar: creating god $ touch /pussy touch: cannot touch `/pussy': Permission denied $ mount; fsck; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep # the lover variant $ unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep # it's not directly funny, only because it's not obvious that this is an sed command # for the <<<, it works only in Bash $ sed streetlight <<< reeter lighter # see above for comments $ sed statement <<< cat cement $ \(- bash: (-: command not found $ echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln256%Pln256/snlbx]sb3135071790101768542287578439snlbxq'|dc GET A LIFE!