2023-07-05 11:26:49 +02:00
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# Shell Humor
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Nothing special, just my private collection of some more or less funny
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shell stuff I saw during the years.
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Usually Bash and/or Linux (GNU Toolset) specific.
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$ %blow
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-bash: fg: %blow: no such job
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$ ar m god
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ar: creating god
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$ touch /pussy
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touch: cannot touch `/pussy': Permission denied
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$ mount; fsck; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep
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# the lover variant
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$ unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep
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# it's not directly funny, only because it's not obvious that this is an sed command
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# for the <<<, it works only in Bash
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$ sed streetlight <<< reeter
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lighter
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# see above for comments
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$ sed statement <<< cat
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cement
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2024-04-01 06:10:32 +02:00
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$ (-
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2023-07-05 11:26:49 +02:00
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bash: (-: command not found
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$ echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln256%Pln256/snlbx]sb3135071790101768542287578439snlbxq'|dc
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GET A LIFE!
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